Coal The Randle Cap

Is a local news station framing you to be the coming of the anti Christ? Sounds like you need a clever cover, try the Coal Randle Cap. Part of the high-end Considered line, the Randle is hand-made and newly innovated by cutting edge Seattle designers. Constructed entirely out of organic cotton, this is the highest quality military hat invented since the Peloponnesian War. Nab this cap quick before the vandals take the Randles and you’re left hatless, headless, and hopeless.